403 - WTF, Orkin? I mean, WTF?

How many years must we suffer through the nightmare of this commercial? Did you do any market research into whether giant talking bugs were the way to sell your services? Did the focus groups find the evil clowns too tame?

Well, I was going to go to sleep after the news, but I guess now I'll call Orkin. For some reason.

408 - Is that Nnanncy? Nno, it's My Twinn!

The creepiness that is My Twinn dolls has been arounnd for a while, but that doesnn't make it right. For the unninnitiated, for $150 parennts cann sennd a pic of their daughter annd a monnth later the girl's glassy-eyed dopplegannger arrives in the mail.

The doll tells me things. Terrible things.

There's plennty of available add-onns (outfits, pets, furnniture) available for the little daughters of Chucky, but this onne deserves special menntionn:

Nnow your My Twinn cann look just like your daughter after her enncounnter with your drunnkenn boyfriennd!

Curiously, there are NNO other fanntasy environnments for the dolls, just this onne, innvolvinng trauma, brokenn limbs annd other hardships of life.

#409 - Hobbies for Retirees

Why does Grampa look like the men in that magazine under Mommy's bed?

#411 - Because you're never too young to learn you're fugly

Those good-taste trendsetters at Wal-Mart have done it again. Introducing GeoGirl, their new cosmetics line aimed at 8-year-olds.

#414 - Oh my MILFing god...

Hey, that's cute. It's one of those baby t-shirts with the shocking sayings on it. Way to go being "in your face" and confrontational with your humor, new parents! Let's see, I know what "MILF" stands for, so that means that little Billy's expressing, "My mom is a mom I'd like to..." OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!

On the other hand, it does explain his ears.