#416 - Because even pets deserve shame

“No More Mr. Brown Eye” is the slogan of Rear Gear, a company whose sole products are covers for your pet’s anus. Yes, that embarrassing anatomical exhaust port that Muffin and Fido seem to love showing off for company will no longer endanger your chance to join the best country clubs.

Simply strap the rubber-band-like object around your pet’s tail, and let Rear Gear do the rest. I understand how this might work for dogs, but the fact that Rear Gear expects me to put a rubber band on the base of my cat’s tail indicates that they’ve spent absolutely zero on R&D.

Rear Gear is the 800-pound gorilla in the room of anal concealment. Up until now, even your most tasteless guests wouldn't let on that they were admiring your dog's bunghole. Now that there's a attention-getting cartoon on it, it's rude of people not to stare.

"Why Marge, are those new slipcovers?"
"Yes, don't you just love the way they match the covering on the dog's asshole?"